Swoonage in every scene, hot new cardboard men, a masterpiece!
Come see the biggest movie event of the year! These days it's up to the witches assistant to come up with the next adventure!
Um, backtrack, on second thought, it might be pretty dull,
but come see it anyway!
Um, one moment please.
(distant whispering followed by a life saving "Aha!")
Actually, we were just kidding. We're really going to hire all the old dead people to come and help the witches assistant prevent you all from dying of boredom by creating a new adventure! Sadly our old friends are nevertheless still dead, even if they do help write the story, the exciting part is that there will be new friends, princesses, and foes!
Enjoy the film!!
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